Meme Thingy

23. What makes a better pet, traditional house pets, The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal or Bashaar al-Assad?
Traditional house pets.

24. You are given the chance to do a Chinese Firedrill in the middle of a four lane highway using a stealth bomber. Who do you take with you?
we got this  

25. You are given one of the following super powers: invisibility, mind reading, flying, being omni-lingual or Vladimir Putin. Which do you chose?
Omni Lingual sounds interesting, but I prefer to fly 

26. You are awarded an island somewhere, big enough to be sovereign. We don't know where. What would you call your own country and what kind of system would it have?
Something Island, one party system, totalitarian government (for the fun of it ) 
 
27. You are given the choice of three weapons to defend yourself in the upcoming zombie apocalypse. You have a cheese grater, a can opener or a spatula, what is going to be?
 

28. Cake, pie, brownies, or ice cream? (Yes, we're making you pick one. We're evil like that.)
Ice Cream

29. A black hole appears in your wall, coughing up copious amounts of your favorite food. The poor thing is sick, what are you now covered in?
Dominican food, Chinese food, Korean food, Japanese food, McDonalds, Dominos, Subway, Olive Garden

30. You are kidnapped, or adultnapped, what have you, by whom was it and what for?
ISIS, for defacing their prophet

31. Even if you don't play, what is your favorite instrument?
Piano

32. Microsoft is giving you the option to remove kebab. Proceed?
Yes. 

33. As a result of your kebab decision Heinrich Himmler has stolen your coffee. Course of action?
Assassinate him!  

34. What is your favorite farm animal?
Cow.

35. Cá bhfuil an seomra folctha?
The bathroom is next door.

36. Who is your favourite dictator?
V.I. Lenin

37. You are sentenced to die by firing squad. Blindfold and cigarette or no?
Neither. 

38. Following the last question, what do you choose for your last meal?
A large two-topping pizza for just $7.99. at Dominos Pizza

39. Proceeded by what would you like on your headstone?
A cross with my name under it. 

40. Does Red Bull REALLY give you wings?
I wish.

41. Why are they called buffalo wings when they're really ripped off of chickens?
Buffalo wings bear the appearance of a buffalo's thighs.

42. Give the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
 

43. Does this feel like a social experiment to you?
Yes, and I'm still doing my HW assignments. 

44. A plane crashes in Canada. Where do they bury the American survivors?
Nowhere...because they survived. LOL.

45. Où est la salle de bain?
Ici, oui?

46. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chicken, because that's what starts in the mother hen's womb.

47. Favorite speech ever given?
I Have a Dream speech by MLK

48. A train is going down the track at 900 miles per hour, how do you answer this question?
Physics! Find all the components such as velocity (m/s), acceleration (m/s^2), time (s), and distance (m)
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49. You are sentenced to play the accordion for 40 days and 40 nights. How do you feel?
Beyond pissed

50. Favorite letter of the alphabet?
S

51. You get shot in the head, what's the first thing that goes through your mind?
The bullet. 

52. Favorite psychosis?
Idk

53. If you could speak any language fluently, which would you choose?
Portuguese

54. You are eaten by an alien... How do you feel?
Dead.

55. Wo ist das Badezimmer?
Nien. Halt! 

56. Favourite curse word?
Damn.

57. Can you suck out the center of a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
. . .

58. You are stranded in the old west with a pistol and a horse, what are you going to do?
Become Zoro

59. What happened to the 60's?
Cuba, Vietnam, JFK, MLK, Nixon

60. Paper or plastic?
Paper. 

61. If you had a choice in the matter, how would you want to die?
Sacrificing myself in a nuclear power plant in North Korea while stopping the dictator and his weapons program.

62. Barney or Teletubbies?
Teletubbies

63. What would you do if you won The Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes?
Keep the moeny 

64. Где здесь ванная комната?
Заткнись.

65. Shave Hitler's mustache, y/n?
y

66. You're stuck in a google document, how do you feel?
Compressed  

67. What's your theme song?
This is

68. Why are all these questions in bold?
So we can read them better. 

69. What is the square root of 69?
√(69)

70. Huh?
Continue. 

71. Someone is dancing on your ceiling, how do you handle this?
"WORLDSTAR!!"

72. Favourite hobby/s?
Writing

73. Favourite Downfall thing/person?
None 

74. F!
NAF

75. Dove è il bagno?
Basta, per favore.

76. Favorite song/s?
Too many.

77. Favorite food?
Pizza. 

78. Your beverage of choice?
OJ.

79. Weapon of choice?
 

80. Who comes up with this scheisse?
RedAmerican1945 maybe :bademoticon: